The Temperature at Which Podcasts Burn

It’s episode 68.2! We inch towards 69 in a suitably NICE fashion, with advice on how to wash your sex toys, how to structure your work day during a pandemic and which Animal Crossing characters have the most explicit fanfic (you’ll probably be able to guess).

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Implied Backstreet Boys

This week we have a shorter episode than normal to avoid construction noise and accommodate Imogen’s Increasingly Irrational Iterations of something else beginning with “i” (shit’s crazy up in here, is what I’m saying). But we still have time to talk about how to make coffee, how to wipe your butt and how to wash your hands in these trying times.

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(Content warning for discussion of spiders from about 38 to 40 minutes)

Episode 65: The Snow Conspiracy

What’s that, you say? AN EPISODE? SURELY NOT! Yes, Brandann is back from the snow fields and once again able to access the internet so here is our triumphant return. This week we get all anti about antis, Imogen doesn’t quite explode with rage, we learn Claire’s love language and explore the joys of AO3 Tag Fanfic.

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IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK.

Real Time Bullshit

This week Imogen’s executive dysfunction was a total bitch, apologies for the delay, but as compensation please enjoy a warm chicken sandwich of an episode, with little nodules of satan’s spite, Roomba Wars, some New Kids On The Block and portmanteaus.

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Jesus Was a Chad

Welcome to our new posting schedule! From now on you can expect episodes on Thursdays instead of Sundays, which will give you extra time to think up fascinating questions and throw us culinary conundrums. This week we go in search of trashbag diversity, discuss toilet water levels and answer the question of how many times you need to take communion in order to consume an entire Jesus.

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Textured Vegetable Protein

This week Imogen’s Return Key has stopped working so everything is nine thousand times more difficult. Also we talk about bac’n bits, not to be confused with actual bacon, hotdogs, and dolphin penises. And Claire is very sick, please send hugs, tissues and Good Omens Fanfiction.

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