Too Wet for the Porn Dungeon

This week it’s raining in Sydney so you guys don’t have to hear hacksaws and banging in the background, yay for you! Brandann gives the deets on being intimate with Dolphins, Claire digs into fanfic OF FANFIC and we spoil The Witcher. Don’t worry, it probably still won’t make much sense to you.

(if you want to skip the Witcher spoilers go ahead to about 20 minutes in)

Content Warning for brief discussion of Euthenasia at around 56 minutes.

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Real Time Bullshit

This week Imogen’s executive dysfunction was a total bitch, apologies for the delay, but as compensation please enjoy a warm chicken sandwich of an episode, with little nodules of satan’s spite, Roomba Wars, some New Kids On The Block and portmanteaus.

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Jesus Was a Chad

Welcome to our new posting schedule! From now on you can expect episodes on Thursdays instead of Sundays, which will give you extra time to think up fascinating questions and throw us culinary conundrums. This week we go in search of trashbag diversity, discuss toilet water levels and answer the question of how many times you need to take communion in order to consume an entire Jesus.

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