Getting Rid of That Meringue

Does anyone else think the spelling of meringue is weird? ANY WAY. This week there is a LOT of food talk, a little bit of fandom ranting and some solid advice on how to deal with being so goddamned tired all the time. We hope you’re keeping safe and well in this weird-assed world.

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The Jesus Claw Machine

This week we’re feeling it, guys, we’re really feeling it. All the hugs to everyone. Hopefully listening to us talk shit about fandoms and religion and, let’s face it, a hell of a lot of Animal Crossing will help you forget your troubles for a little under an hour.

This week, we learn some things about Duck Tales, remember the before times and chat about the important things in life, like Tom Nook’s pants.

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Episode 70: The Jortocalypse

This week we say Happy No Fucks Left Birthday to Brandann and talk about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, as well as having a robot interlude, a discussion of RPF and whether or not cats are weird. Spoiler, they are.

Content Warning for some light hearted discussion of the current Pandemic.

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Implied Backstreet Boys

This week we have a shorter episode than normal to avoid construction noise and accommodate Imogen’s Increasingly Irrational Iterations of something else beginning with “i” (shit’s crazy up in here, is what I’m saying). But we still have time to talk about how to make coffee, how to wipe your butt and how to wash your hands in these trying times.

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(Content warning for discussion of spiders from about 38 to 40 minutes)

Too Wet for the Porn Dungeon

This week it’s raining in Sydney so you guys don’t have to hear hacksaws and banging in the background, yay for you! Brandann gives the deets on being intimate with Dolphins, Claire digs into fanfic OF FANFIC and we spoil The Witcher. Don’t worry, it probably still won’t make much sense to you.

(if you want to skip the Witcher spoilers go ahead to about 20 minutes in)

Content Warning for brief discussion of Euthenasia at around 56 minutes.

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Episode 65: The Snow Conspiracy

What’s that, you say? AN EPISODE? SURELY NOT! Yes, Brandann is back from the snow fields and once again able to access the internet so here is our triumphant return. This week we get all anti about antis, Imogen doesn’t quite explode with rage, we learn Claire’s love language and explore the joys of AO3 Tag Fanfic.

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IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK.

Jesus Fitbit

This week we talk a lot about Catholicism again, as well as pureed pumpkin, how it’s okay to call your spider plant “baby” and which popes canonically fucked. Also it’s a bloody miracle we got Claire to stay with us the whole episode given the Good Omens dvd content came out. Definitely not God Magic though.

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Real Time Bullshit

This week Imogen’s executive dysfunction was a total bitch, apologies for the delay, but as compensation please enjoy a warm chicken sandwich of an episode, with little nodules of satan’s spite, Roomba Wars, some New Kids On The Block and portmanteaus.

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