The Temperature at Which Podcasts Burn

It’s episode 68.2! We inch towards 69 in a suitably NICE fashion, with advice on how to wash your sex toys, how to structure your work day during a pandemic and which Animal Crossing characters have the most explicit fanfic (you’ll probably be able to guess).

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Implied Backstreet Boys

This week we have a shorter episode than normal to avoid construction noise and accommodate Imogen’s Increasingly Irrational Iterations of something else beginning with “i” (shit’s crazy up in here, is what I’m saying). But we still have time to talk about how to make coffee, how to wipe your butt and how to wash your hands in these trying times.

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(Content warning for discussion of spiders from about 38 to 40 minutes)

Too Wet for the Porn Dungeon

This week it’s raining in Sydney so you guys don’t have to hear hacksaws and banging in the background, yay for you! Brandann gives the deets on being intimate with Dolphins, Claire digs into fanfic OF FANFIC and we spoil The Witcher. Don’t worry, it probably still won’t make much sense to you.

(if you want to skip the Witcher spoilers go ahead to about 20 minutes in)

Content Warning for brief discussion of Euthenasia at around 56 minutes.

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Jesus Fitbit

This week we talk a lot about Catholicism again, as well as pureed pumpkin, how it’s okay to call your spider plant “baby” and which popes canonically fucked. Also it’s a bloody miracle we got Claire to stay with us the whole episode given the Good Omens dvd content came out. Definitely not God Magic though.

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Jesus Was a Chad

Welcome to our new posting schedule! From now on you can expect episodes on Thursdays instead of Sundays, which will give you extra time to think up fascinating questions and throw us culinary conundrums. This week we go in search of trashbag diversity, discuss toilet water levels and answer the question of how many times you need to take communion in order to consume an entire Jesus.

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Textured Vegetable Protein

This week Imogen’s Return Key has stopped working so everything is nine thousand times more difficult. Also we talk about bac’n bits, not to be confused with actual bacon, hotdogs, and dolphin penises. And Claire is very sick, please send hugs, tissues and Good Omens Fanfiction.

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