Tag: humour

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

We sure talk about Jesus a lot for a podcast that is ostensibly about popular culture and advice, don’t we? Aw well, I like to think he would approve.

This week we talk about Animal Crossing, same face syndrome in Final Fantasy games, the importance of the rat-tail discourse and whether or not you should bring your own condiments to restaurants. We even answer some questions!

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The Jesus Claw Machine

This week we’re feeling it, guys, we’re really feeling it. All the hugs to everyone. Hopefully listening to us talk shit about fandoms and religion and, let’s face it, a hell of a lot of Animal Crossing will help you forget your troubles for a little under an hour.

This week, we learn some things about Duck Tales, remember the before times and chat about the important things in life, like Tom Nook’s pants.

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Episode 70: The Jortocalypse

This week we say Happy No Fucks Left Birthday to Brandann and talk about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, as well as having a robot interlude, a discussion of RPF and whether or not cats are weird. Spoiler, they are.

Content Warning for some light hearted discussion of the current Pandemic.

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The Temperature at Which Podcasts Burn

It’s episode 68.2! We inch towards 69 in a suitably NICE fashion, with advice on how to wash your sex toys, how to structure your work day during a pandemic and which Animal Crossing characters have the most explicit fanfic (you’ll probably be able to guess).

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Implied Backstreet Boys

This week we have a shorter episode than normal to avoid construction noise and accommodate Imogen’s Increasingly Irrational Iterations of something else beginning with “i” (shit’s crazy up in here, is what I’m saying). But we still have time to talk about how to make coffee, how to wipe your butt and how to wash your hands in these trying times.

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(Content warning for discussion of spiders from about 38 to 40 minutes)

Too Wet for the Porn Dungeon

This week it’s raining in Sydney so you guys don’t have to hear hacksaws and banging in the background, yay for you! Brandann gives the deets on being intimate with Dolphins, Claire digs into fanfic OF FANFIC and we spoil The Witcher. Don’t worry, it probably still won’t make much sense to you.

(if you want to skip the Witcher spoilers go ahead to about 20 minutes in)

Content Warning for brief discussion of Euthenasia at around 56 minutes.

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Jesus Fitbit

This week we talk a lot about Catholicism again, as well as pureed pumpkin, how it’s okay to call your spider plant “baby” and which popes canonically fucked. Also it’s a bloody miracle we got Claire to stay with us the whole episode given the Good Omens dvd content came out. Definitely not God Magic though.

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Jesus Was a Chad

Welcome to our new posting schedule! From now on you can expect episodes on Thursdays instead of Sundays, which will give you extra time to think up fascinating questions and throw us culinary conundrums. This week we go in search of trashbag diversity, discuss toilet water levels and answer the question of how many times you need to take communion in order to consume an entire Jesus.

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