Jesus Fitbit

This week we talk a lot about Catholicism again, as well as pureed pumpkin, how it’s okay to call your spider plant “baby” and which popes canonically fucked. Also it’s a bloody miracle we got Claire to stay with us the whole episode given the Good Omens dvd content came out. Definitely not God Magic though.

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Jesus Was a Chad

Welcome to our new posting schedule! From now on you can expect episodes on Thursdays instead of Sundays, which will give you extra time to think up fascinating questions and throw us culinary conundrums. This week we go in search of trashbag diversity, discuss toilet water levels and answer the question of how many times you need to take communion in order to consume an entire Jesus.

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