Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

We sure talk about Jesus a lot for a podcast that is ostensibly about popular culture and advice, don’t we? Aw well, I like to think he would approve.

This week we talk about Animal Crossing, same face syndrome in Final Fantasy games, the importance of the rat-tail discourse and whether or not you should bring your own condiments to restaurants. We even answer some questions!

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The Jesus Claw Machine

This week we’re feeling it, guys, we’re really feeling it. All the hugs to everyone. Hopefully listening to us talk shit about fandoms and religion and, let’s face it, a hell of a lot of Animal Crossing will help you forget your troubles for a little under an hour.

This week, we learn some things about Duck Tales, remember the before times and chat about the important things in life, like Tom Nook’s pants.

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Episode 65: The Snow Conspiracy

What’s that, you say? AN EPISODE? SURELY NOT! Yes, Brandann is back from the snow fields and once again able to access the internet so here is our triumphant return. This week we get all anti about antis, Imogen doesn’t quite explode with rage, we learn Claire’s love language and explore the joys of AO3 Tag Fanfic.

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IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK.

Jesus Fitbit

This week we talk a lot about Catholicism again, as well as pureed pumpkin, how it’s okay to call your spider plant “baby” and which popes canonically fucked. Also it’s a bloody miracle we got Claire to stay with us the whole episode given the Good Omens dvd content came out. Definitely not God Magic though.

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Jesus Was a Chad

Welcome to our new posting schedule! From now on you can expect episodes on Thursdays instead of Sundays, which will give you extra time to think up fascinating questions and throw us culinary conundrums. This week we go in search of trashbag diversity, discuss toilet water levels and answer the question of how many times you need to take communion in order to consume an entire Jesus.

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Textured Vegetable Protein

This week Imogen’s Return Key has stopped working so everything is nine thousand times more difficult. Also we talk about bac’n bits, not to be confused with actual bacon, hotdogs, and dolphin penises. And Claire is very sick, please send hugs, tissues and Good Omens Fanfiction.

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Tofu Time

This week Imogen Is Jacked Up On Caffeine and wants to know where YOU put your tofu. Do not under any circumstances take any of the advice given, it’s pretty bad. Lots of discussion of food, brought to you by the best food substitute out there, ORGANEAT.

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